To the editor:

Our illustrious leader has things moving so fast that it’s hard to keep track of his glorious achievements, but suffice it to say that latest developments are a huge step forward in the MAGA agenda. Initially, Alligator Alcatraz has successfully incarcerated some 1,800 immigrants, 1,200 of whom ICE currently has no record. Next, is the war-torn city of Portland where two of my classmates reside, and where it seems (Trump) has decided troops should occupy due to the situation.

Also, just this week, a court has ordered You-Tube to pay (Trump) 24.5 million dollars for suspending his account over the January 6 “love-fest” of tourists while admitting no wrongdoing. The settlement will go toward funding the much needed new White House Ballroom .

Finally, (Trump) and Defense Secretary wannabe Pete Hegseth summoned all of their top military officials to Quantico to declare their intolerance for any diversity in the ranks, and to explain that the real enemy is any American who doesn’t agree with them, so look forward to them occupying any place with armed troops and they’ll let you know the reason why down the road. This could have been handled by zoom, but neither (Trump) or any of his lackeys are technologically literate enough to use it.

Oh yes, and lay off the Tylenol, (acetametaphin), as in a-see-da Epstein files are still not released. Stay tuned for more developments as we become great again.

Dennis Phelps

Westbrook