Then and Now

I received the following in an e-mail and selected a few of them. The items are geared toward Baby Boomers and refer to how things change:

Then: Long hair Now: Longing for hair

Then: Acid rock Now: Acid reflux

Then: Moving to California because it's cool Now: Moving to California because it's warm

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint Now: Getting a new hip joint

Here are a few of my contributions:

Then: Bell bottoms Now: Bell-shaped bottom

Then: Try anything Now: Tri focals

Then: Grateful Dead Now: Grateful you’re not dead